Things About Girls

• Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
• We don’t enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
• Don’t say you understand when you don’t.
• Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
• You don’t have PMS; don’t act like you know what it’s like.
• Saying something sweet might get you off the hook, doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
• We don’t like it when you act like Mr. Big.
• A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
• No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
• It’s good to be sensitive, sometimes.
• If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
• Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won’t always cut it.
• We are self-conscious by nature; we can’t help it.
• We are Drama queens.
• Don’t ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.
• We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
• Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
• We don’t shave our legs everyday so get over it.
• Don’t make bets about us; we always find out.
• Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatte or beard or mustache looks, we hate it.
• Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
• We are beautiful at all times.
• We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
• Most importantly: we are always right; so don’t forget it.

.Neddy.