Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Things About Girls

  • Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
  • We don’t enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
  • Don’t say you understand when you don’t.
  • Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
  • You don’t have PMS; don’t act like you know what it’s like.
  • Saying something sweet might get you off the hook, doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
  • We don’t like it when you act like Mr. Big.
  • A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
  • No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
  • It’s good to be sensitive, sometimes.
  • If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
  • Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won’t always cut it.
  • We are self-conscious by nature; we can’t help it.
  • We are Drama queens.
  • Don’t ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.
  • We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
  • Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
  • We don’t shave our legs everyday so get over it.
  • Don’t make bets about us; we always find out.
  • Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatte or beard or mustache looks, we hate it.
  • Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
  • We are beautiful at all times.
  • We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
  • Most importantly: we are always right; so don’t forget it.
.Neddy.

2 comments:

SofiaArshad said...

omg.. i love this! mcm mana nak bg my bf baca ni. hehe.

Neddy Raz said...

sophie : ahaha.suruh dia bukak blog i oke.hee.